We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Today at 10AM local time, students across America walked out of their
classes for 17 minutes, in memoriam of the 17 students murdered in the
Parkland massacre at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland,
Florida, exactly one month ago.
The walkout was led by student activists in a movement that started within hours of the Parkland shootings,
as survivors of the shooting decided that they would not allow
“thoughts and prayers” be all that their friends’ blood would buy from
lawmakers.
Students at some 3,000 schools across the USA walked out. The ACLU provided legal advice
to students at public schools who feared administration reprisals;
school administrators largely cooperated, though some tried to reframe
the protests as “public safety events.”
Here are the names of the dead: Alyssa Alhadeff, 14. Scott Beigel, 35.
Martin Duque, 14. Nicholas Dworet, 17. Aaron Feis, 37. Jaime Guttenberg,
14. Chris Hixon, 49. Luke Hoyer, 15. Cara Loughran, 14. Gina Montalto,
14. Joaquin Oliver, 17. Alaina Petty, 14. Meadow Pollack, 18. Helena
Ramsay, 17. Alex Schachter, 14. Carmen Schentrup, 16. Peter Wang, 15.
Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.
She didn’t run for election; she was appointed, without her knowledge, while she was living and working in a completely different part of the country. She just received a call one day telling her to come back to her childhood home, because she was in charge now.
So she did; and when she arrived, she discovered widespread sexual abuse of children. She browbeat 50 uncooperative local leaders into accepting her decision to annul all the marriages. She then fired four of them when they continued to allow children to be married off in their areas. She still faces widespread opposition from parents who consider it their right to sexually abuse their daughters if they want to; but Kachindamoto very evidently does not give a fuck, and is continuing to use political and legal means to protect children in the region.
She’s not just an anonymous do-gooder; she’s an effective political leader despite incredibly difficult circumstances. Theresa Kachindamoto.
